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Stoned Ape Theory

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A no-frills, standard tee for t-shirt originalists. The unisex fit is classic and boxy, like t-shirts were meant to be. Think of this as the well-loved tee you'd find at a resale shop from the era of iconic 90's tees. More Product Information & Size Chart

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Terence McKenna believed that psilocybin mushrooms were the "evolutionary catalyst" from which language, projective imagination, the arts, religion, philosophy, science, and all of human culture sprang. This is known as the stoned ape theory.

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Classic T-shirt

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Classic T-shirt
Chest SizeInchesCentimeters
S34"-36"86-91
M37"-40"94-102
L41"-44"104-112
XL45"-48"114-122
2XL48"-50"122-127
3XL50"-52"127-132
4XL52"-55"132-140
5XL56"-60"141-152
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The classic t-shirt features boxy, classic fit. Solid colors: 100% Preshrunk jersey knit 5.3 oz/yd² cotton. Due to print sizing, design image may appear smaller on larger garment sizes.

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